








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1099 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7365 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6463 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6968 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5107 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,037 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2024 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juzix | 49% | 339 |
| #2 | papa smerf CS2.ME | 45% | 95 |
| #3 | Petherus | 45% | 256 |
| #4 | tak | 45% | 94 |
| #5 | senstabilny | 39% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | papa smerf CS2.ME | 45% | 95 |
| #3 | Petherus | 45% | 256 |
| #4 | tak | 45% | 94 |
| #5 | senstabilny | 39% | 87 |
| #6 | miel lycaena | 38% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juzix | 37 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Petherus | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | senstabilny | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | miel lycaena | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | papa smerf CS2.ME | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petherus | 549 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | juzix | 279 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | senstabilny | 242 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | papa smerf CS2.ME | 169 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | tak | 168 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petherus | +4.75 | 53 | 55 |
| #2 | AltaVico | +0.86 | 63 | 43 |
| #3 | tak | +0.31 | 35 | 35 |
| #4 | juzix | -0.36 | 64 | 36 |
| #5 | papa smerf CS2.ME | -1.73 | 42 | 41 |





