








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 637 | 31% |
| Smokes | 592 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 477 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,089 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arcz | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | GBB | 100% | 6 |
| #3 | HEAVENANDHELL | 100% | 6 |
| #4 | harosh | 100% | 7 |
| #5 | angelo | 92% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | z9eziN | 76% | 17 |
| #9 | Fumecs | 75% | 8 |
| #10 | R | 73% | 11 |
| #11 | SBRZ ツ | 71% | 14 |
| #12 | scoreed | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | 5 | 0.0229 |
| #2 | angelo | 3 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | HEAVENANDHELL | 3 | 0.0309 |
| #4 | krg | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | SBRZ ツ | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rzdeira | 67 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | krg | 63 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | z9eziN | 54 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | angelo | 46 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | harosh | 45 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | angelo | +7.48 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | Markz ♥ C | +7.44 | 93 | 56 |
| #3 | arcz | +5.45 | 80 | 37 |
| #4 | z9eziN | +4.35 | 76 | 75 |
| #5 | HEAVENANDHELL | +3.27 | 82 | 53 |





