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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
26 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 69 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25 | 36% |
| Smokes | 23 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 17 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,900 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GF4M | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Bozil | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Timothy Green Riot Leader | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Tashiπππ | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GF4M | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Bozil | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Timothy Green Riot Leader | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Tashiπππ | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tashiπππ | 1 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timothy Green Riot Leader | 17 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #2 | Tashiπππ | 16 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | Bozil | 16 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | GF4M | 6 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timothy Green Riot Leader | +5.02 | 56 | 23 |
| #2 | GF4M | +2.43 | 51 | 56 |
| #3 | Bozil | -0.36 | 37 | 70 |
| #4 | Tashiπππ | -1.16 | 27 | 33 |
| #5 | 76561198338236610 | -5.40 | 15 | 30 |





