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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1073 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1173 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 868 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 827 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,752 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kecchi | 15 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | HippHamster | 8 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | IamPinguu | 6 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | Rampage | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | KrisFE | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kecchi | 190 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | HippHamster | 133 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | KrisFE | 118 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | IamPinguu | 58 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rampage | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꙰꙰ ꙰ا ้้ᅠ:) | +6.96 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | Kecchi | +4.13 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | Lolen | +3.91 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | Jaruga | +1.75 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | KrisFE | +1.12 | 81 | 66 |





