








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4973 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4921 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4611 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3494 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $933,232 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kapitannox | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | FIFIEGON | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Adaś2009pl 14yo talent | 54% | 232 |
| #4 | ImmE | 53% | 167 |
| #5 | Cacel | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Adaś2009pl 14yo talent | 54% | 232 |
| #4 | ImmE | 53% | 167 |
| #5 | Cacel | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | goonwalker | 52% | 106 |
| #7 | bartek | 51% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cacel | 11 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | Adaś2009pl 14yo talent | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | bartek | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ImmE | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | goonwalker | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImmE | 783 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | bartek | 379 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | Adaś2009pl 14yo talent | 371 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | goonwalker | 333 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | FIFIEGON | 78 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adaś2009pl 14yo talent | +2.62 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | ImmE | +1.20 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | bartek | +0.82 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | Cabyy | -0.39 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | goonwalker | -0.74 | 71 | 61 |





