








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1078 | 44% |
| Smokes | 117 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 679 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,370 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sex haver 69 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | waxer | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | KabraFR | 40% | 53 |
| #4 | ♿ K4ppa | 21 PeEk | 36% | 47 |
| #5 | ♿ evee~ | 34% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ♿ evee~ | 34% | 86 |
| #6 | Rayanso | 30% | 10 |
| #7 | LEXOMIL6MG | 29% | 14 |
| #8 | reruchoupie | 26% | 23 |
| #9 | DAMIOSKI | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ evee~ | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | reruchoupie | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | ♿ K4ppa | 21 PeEk | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | waxer | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | LEXOMIL6MG | 2 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ evee~ | 162 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | KabraFR | 60 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | ♿ K4ppa | 21 PeEk | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | LEXOMIL6MG | 43 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | reruchoupie | 26 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reruchoupie | +5.57 | 84 | 46 |
| #2 | Rayanso | +1.17 | 63 | 50 |
| #3 | waxer | +0.38 | 54 | 34 |
| #4 | DAMIOSKI | -0.86 | 38 | 31 |
| #5 | KabraFR | -0.93 | 40 | 51 |





