








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 583 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4658 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5756 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3044 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4518 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,010,742 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tian | 50% | 618 |
| #2 | theusma | 49% | 280 |
| #3 | rui | 48% | 417 |
| #4 | GwM | 48% | 337 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tian | 50% | 618 |
| #2 | theusma | 49% | 280 |
| #3 | rui | 48% | 417 |
| #4 | GwM | 48% | 337 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | theusma | 31 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | tian | 26 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | GwM | 19 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | rui | 15 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tian | 2492 | 0.19 | 67 min |
| #2 | GwM | 1318 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #3 | rui | 1078 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #4 | theusma | 795 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tian | +2.17 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | Flakes Power | +0.62 | 66 | 62 |
| #3 | GwM | -0.01 | 49 | 62 |
| #4 | rui | -1.56 | 37 | 52 |
| #5 | theusma | -1.63 | 65 | 56 |





