








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
48 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 0 | 0% |
| Smokes | 10 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 13 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 27 | 54% |
Our logs show you have wasted $25,959 of utility $254 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘦 | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Pfanni | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Papaschovski | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Bloodsun | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘦 | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Pfanni | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Papaschovski | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Bloodsun | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘦 | 1 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘦 | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | Papaschovski | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Pfanni | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pfanni | +7.02 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | أنت هراء | +0.97 | 51 | 11 |
| #3 | Papaschovski | -0.42 | 56 | 32 |
| #4 | 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘦 | -2.75 | 5 | 33 |
| #5 | Bloodsun | -4.85 | 11 | 13 |





