








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 150 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3697 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5888 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6518 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5810 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,712,197 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LadaRider007 | 52% | 81 |
| #2 | Robo | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LadaRider007 | 52% | 81 |
| #2 | Robo | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LadaRider007 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Robo | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LadaRider007 | 24 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #2 | Robo | 14 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurjam12 | -0.26 | 25 | 52 |
| #2 | Robo | -0.27 | 56 | 16 |
| #3 | LadaRider007 | -1.09 | 30 | 26 |





