








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 939 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1069 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1040 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1530 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1218 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,128 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪h4ymak3r | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Dramzi | 50% | 118 |
| #3 | Pabl0adW | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | ottozera | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | _Sparkje | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pabl0adW | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | ottozera | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | _Sparkje | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | Faker | 45% | 33 |
| #7 | Neicifjenks | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dramzi | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Neicifjenks | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Faker | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ottozera | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Pabl0adW | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ottozera | 155 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #2 | Dramzi | 124 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pabl0adW | 99 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | _Sparkje | 57 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Faker | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪h4ymak3r | +4.72 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | _Sparkje | +3.11 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | Faker | +1.28 | 78 | 48 |
| #4 | ViktorWithC | +0.78 | 81 | 43 |
| #5 | ottozera | +0.62 | 77 | 70 |





