








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,879 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2569 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3740 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3942 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5628 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,823 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3rm1t | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | nebula | 56% | 129 |
| #3 | Cappo7117 | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | speedyemperor | 52% | 83 |
| #5 | 33 | 51% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speedyemperor | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Theeeak | 162 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | 33 | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | nebula | 93 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | xSyyG | 82 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 33 | +4.22 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | K3rm1t | +1.33 | 81 | 53 |
| #3 | Delfino ❤ | +1.02 | 56 | 50 |
| #4 | nebula | +0.89 | 44 | 46 |
| #5 | xSyyG | +0.26 | 60 | 18 |





