








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 352 | 21% |
| Smokes | 442 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 716 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 172 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,699 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 810 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRUSM | 185 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | puCH4k | 177 | 0.38 | 4 min |
| #3 | ^_PAPIII.HUSSY | 131 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | GunZify | 95 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | 🔱尸龱丂㠪工D҉龱几🔱 | 89 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aL | +5.20 | 82 | 22 |
| #2 | ♛K1NG⚔ | +2.37 | 51 | 54 |
| #3 | GunZify | +1.69 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | puCH4k | +1.50 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | Reggie | +1.01 | 82 | 43 |





