








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 235 | 30% |
| Smokes | 209 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 144 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 205 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,446 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kotirosvoo =D | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Blommed | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | topli | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Grand Admiral | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | NaCly | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Grand Admiral | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | NaCly | 50% | 20 |
| #6 | eddye | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | vHFrancisco | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | docking is nice | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaCly | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | eddye | 1 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaCly | 97 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | Grand Admiral | 29 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | docking is nice | 26 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | topli | 14 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | eddye | 13 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topli | +1.44 | 68 | 73 |
| #2 | Christian12wg | +1.30 | 81 | 50 |
| #3 | NaCly | +1.07 | 87 | 54 |
| #4 | Grand Admiral | -1.36 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | vHFrancisco | -1.77 | 78 | 53 |





