








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 553 | 18% |
| Smokes | 913 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 640 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1040 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $888,440 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .AKAsnowman | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Joel | 54% | 97 |
| #3 | Pingu | 53% | 79 |
| #4 | Sunakoo_ | 51% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .AKAsnowman | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Joel | 54% | 97 |
| #3 | Pingu | 53% | 79 |
| #4 | Sunakoo_ | 51% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joel | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Sunakoo_ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joel | 505 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pingu | 132 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sunakoo_ | 132 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | .AKAsnowman | 40 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robyn_ | +2.51 | 90 | 40 |
| #2 | Joel | +1.71 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | .AKAsnowman | -0.18 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | Sunakoo_ | -0.95 | 89 | 49 |
| #5 | Pingu | -2.19 | 65 | 53 |





