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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 323 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




119 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2221 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1149 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 911 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1055 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,489,294 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the fresh fade of bel air | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | crq1g | 32% | 28 |
| #3 | xTavern | 31% | 51 |
| #4 | lil suislide | 22% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the fresh fade of bel air | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | crq1g | 32% | 28 |
| #3 | xTavern | 31% | 51 |
| #4 | lil suislide | 22% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crq1g | 20 | 0.0400 |
| #2 | lil suislide | 16 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | xTavern | 16 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | the fresh fade of bel air | 15 | 0.0349 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the fresh fade of bel air | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | xTavern | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | crq1g | 27 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | lil suislide | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the fresh fade of bel air | +5.09 | 49 | 47 |
| #2 | XTREME GAMING EXPERT | +0.30 | 45 | 37 |
| #3 | crq1g | +0.24 | 38 | 22 |
| #4 | xTavern | -3.00 | 20 | 24 |
| #5 | lil suislide | -6.43 | 4 | 6 |





