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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 331 | 23% |
| Smokes | 598 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 171 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 316 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,039 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | mnt | 42% | 90 |
| #3 | Sxvel Rühl | 41% | 44 |
| #4 | JimmyBoyTTV B> Skins | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | mnt | 42% | 90 |
| #3 | Sxvel Rühl | 41% | 44 |
| #4 | JimmyBoyTTV B> Skins | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mnt | 11 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Billy | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sxvel Rühl | 108 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | mnt | 29 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Billy | 15 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | JimmyBoyTTV B> Skins | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | +4.29 | 82 | 38 |
| #2 | mnt | +4.24 | 78 | 28 |
| #3 | Sxvel Rühl | +0.09 | 67 | 40 |
| #4 | JimmyBoyTTV B> Skins | -1.51 | 29 | 42 |
| #5 | *****_Lars | -3.83 | 42 | 26 |





