








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 271 | 65% |
| Smokes | 38 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 45 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 62 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $163,215 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Наталия | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | F R A G G 3 R | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | ♿♿#∞ Elxir | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | S1LD | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Наталия | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | F R A G G 3 R | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | ♿♿#∞ Elxir | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | S1LD | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿♿#∞ Elxir | 16 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | F R A G G 3 R | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Наталия | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | S1LD | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿♿#∞ Elxir | 234 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | F R A G G 3 R | 189 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Наталия | 58 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | S1LD | 39 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F R A G G 3 R | +1.36 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | Наталия | +1.30 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | ♿♿#∞ Elxir | +1.04 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | Toots | -1.22 | 62 | 25 |
| #5 | S1LD | -2.80 | 69 | 51 |





