








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1233 | 28% |
| Smokes | 878 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1417 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 800 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,305,637 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Giruffe | 39% | 18 |
| #10 | Teekannenberbermann mit EZ | 39% | 36 |
| #11 | KuribohEZ | 38% | 48 |
| #12 | El Tarantufrett | 36% | 53 |
| #13 | [SK_J] |»KILLA«| | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurzkopf | +3.45 | 55 | 59 |
| #2 | Jürgen | +1.83 | 41 | 58 |
| #3 | Satoru Gojo | +0.71 | 82 | 35 |
| #4 | [SK_J] |»KILLA«| | +0.20 | 42 | 53 |
| #5 | Giruffe | +0.06 | 43 | 44 |





