








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5283 | 46% |
| Smokes | 499 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 2433 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3306 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,369,661 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1920 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | p0staL | 37% | 43 |
| #7 | Khameleon**666** | 37% | 35 |
| #8 | Mike Litoris | 36% | 28 |
| #9 | 𐂃𐂃 | 33% | 27 |
| #10 | ☣ Dead-Girl ☣ | 22% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [115] MessirFalcon | +1.42 | 62 | 58 |
| #2 | 𐂃𐂃 | -0.07 | 39 | 46 |
| #3 | Khameleon**666** | -0.72 | 21 | 44 |
| #4 | ✠Brain_Smasher✠ Is Back | -0.96 | 25 | 42 |
| #5 | p0staL | -1.19 | 27 | 51 |





