








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3896 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3878 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2287 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3639 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $314,608 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXtrelo | 49% | 106 |
| #2 | Vandraren | 41% | 344 |
| #3 | Twice | 35% | 54 |
| #4 | Mal | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXtrelo | 49% | 106 |
| #2 | Vandraren | 41% | 344 |
| #3 | Twice | 35% | 54 |
| #4 | Mal | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vandraren | 34 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | eXtrelo | 15 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Twice | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vandraren | 1292 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | eXtrelo | 269 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Twice | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Mal | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXtrelo | +4.79 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | Twice | -0.68 | 58 | 29 |
| #3 | Kynera | -1.09 | 53 | 56 |
| #4 | Mal | -1.42 | 50 | 24 |
| #5 | Vandraren | -1.64 | 16 | 48 |





