








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 644 | 20% |
| Smokes | 986 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 831 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 741 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,970 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flogo | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Pkotka | 38% | 94 |
| #3 | pullenah | 26% | 19 |
| #4 | n11lo | 24% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flogo | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Pkotka | 38% | 94 |
| #3 | pullenah | 26% | 19 |
| #4 | n11lo | 24% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pkotka | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Flogo | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pkotka | 557 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #2 | pullenah | 58 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Flogo | 24 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | n11lo | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flogo | +4.98 | 78 | 49 |
| #2 | Pkotka | +1.78 | 57 | 67 |
| #3 | pullenah | +0.76 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | Unelias | -0.83 | 26 | 63 |
| #5 | n11lo | -4.37 | 44 | 31 |





