








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 792 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Wingman | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4382 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4511 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5791 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2623 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,547,769 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ayanokoji | 51% | 158 |
| #2 | Shifu | 47% | 262 |
| #3 | STARKLAR | 46% | 285 |
| #4 | Glumpy | 41% | 58 |
| #5 | romik789 | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ayanokoji | +3.60 | 76 | 36 |
| #2 | Glumpy | +2.87 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | Cloud720 | +0.56 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | Shifu | -0.99 | 29 | 28 |
| #5 | STARKLAR | -2.83 | 53 | 51 |





