








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 975 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1074 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1200 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 808 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,998 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▶• ılıılıılılılııl | 58% | 83 |
| #2 | SletteStrandツ | 57% | 93 |
| #3 | Baqco | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | HugoS | 53% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▶• ılıılıılılılııl | 58% | 83 |
| #2 | SletteStrandツ | 57% | 93 |
| #3 | Baqco | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | HugoS | 53% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▶• ılıılıılılılııl | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | SletteStrandツ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Baqco | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | HugoS | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baqco | 390 | 0.40 | 10 min |
| #2 | SletteStrandツ | 316 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | ▶• ılıılıılılılııl | 150 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | HugoS | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SletteStrandツ | +1.63 | 42 | 73 |
| #2 | Akira | +1.44 | 40 | 52 |
| #3 | Baqco | +1.05 | 41 | 74 |
| #4 | ▶• ılıılıılılılııl | -0.72 | 45 | 50 |
| #5 | HugoS | -1.50 | 22 | 50 |





