








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1522 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1200 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 404 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1432 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,170 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | praT_tippen ein | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Blade6069 | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | M0X1T | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | ToastSchelle | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Tentacion Rest in Peace♥ | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Blade6069 | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | M0X1T | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | ToastSchelle | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Tentacion Rest in Peace♥ | 52% | 50 |
| #6 | cxrsr *LFT | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tentacion Rest in Peace♥ | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | cxrsr *LFT | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Blade6069 | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToastSchelle | 252 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tentacion Rest in Peace♥ | 143 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | cxrsr *LFT | 80 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | Blade6069 | 49 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #5 | praT_tippen ein | 42 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | praT_tippen ein | +3.43 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | NortN | +1.24 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | M0X1T | +0.72 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | Tentacion Rest in Peace♥ | +0.43 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | ToastSchelle | -0.18 | 66 | 51 |





