








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 636 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3571 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3700 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3659 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3264 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $579,909 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruxxz | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Mändar | 9 | 0.0164 |
| #3 | jolbert | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | BashaAnts | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ★彡Stealth | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruxxz | 262 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | jolbert | 225 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | ★彡Stealth | 107 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Marlboro enjoyer | 92 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | BashaAnts | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★彡Stealth | +3.34 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | Ruxxz | +2.78 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | Faze9 Sepaboy | +2.11 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | Mändar | +1.16 | 60 | 48 |
| #5 | BashaAnts | +0.69 | 82 | 52 |





