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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4041 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2685 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1739 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2508 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,140,724 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jduxhwb | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | Norman | 60% | 68 |
| #3 | oats219 | 56% | 179 |
| #4 | Maculous | 54% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jduxhwb | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | Norman | 60% | 68 |
| #3 | oats219 | 56% | 179 |
| #4 | Maculous | 54% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oats219 | 21 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Norman | 12 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Maculous | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | jduxhwb | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oats219 | 792 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | jduxhwb | 291 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | Maculous | 244 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Norman | 136 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oats219 | +4.30 | 76 | 74 |
| #2 | Maculous | +0.41 | 56 | 70 |
| #3 | ScoobaSteve | -0.74 | 47 | 63 |
| #4 | jduxhwb | -1.57 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | Norman | -2.11 | 31 | 45 |





