








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




164 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3286 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3409 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2739 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3001 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $976,471 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 687 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sallad99 | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | ✪ AntonP ~ilnw~ | 49% | 132 |
| #3 | .xayn ❤ | 39% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sallad99 | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | ✪ AntonP ~ilnw~ | 49% | 132 |
| #3 | .xayn ❤ | 39% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .xayn ❤ | 66 | 0.0357 |
| #2 | ✪ AntonP ~ilnw~ | 52 | 0.0196 |
| #3 | Sallad99 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ AntonP ~ilnw~ | 318 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | .xayn ❤ | 244 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sallad99 | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pevzz | +3.25 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | .xayn ❤ | +2.48 | 71 | 49 |
| #3 | Sallad99 | +0.02 | 61 | 53 |
| #4 | ✪ AntonP ~ilnw~ | -2.05 | 41 | 50 |





