








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 57 | 21% |
| Smokes | 58 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 69 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 94 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $36,500 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1s | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Icarus | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | DaxeN | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Wargaz | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Flamqoo- | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Icarus | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | DaxeN | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Wargaz | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Flamqoo- | 67% | 3 |
| #6 | LattenDaddy | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Icarus | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamqoo- | 12 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #2 | Icarus | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | LattenDaddy | 8 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #4 | DaxeN | 5 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | j1s | 4 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamqoo- | +6.96 | 36 | 80 |
| #2 | j1s | +5.68 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | LattenDaddy | +3.77 | 84 | 40 |
| #4 | Moo. | +2.37 | 83 | 51 |
| #5 | DaxeN | +0.35 | 72 | 61 |





