








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 657 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 1,602 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2421 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1801 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3089 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3099 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,774,708 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alepa | 50% | 497 |
| #2 | Jutiii22 | 49% | 339 |
| #3 | Maikhel | 48% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alepa | 50% | 497 |
| #2 | Jutiii22 | 49% | 339 |
| #3 | Maikhel | 48% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alepa | 40 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Jutiii22 | 26 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Maikhel | 7 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alepa | 2300 | 0.22 | 67 min |
| #2 | Jutiii22 | 928 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #3 | Maikhel | 343 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alepa | +3.38 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | Jutiii22 | -1.15 | 56 | 63 |
| #3 | tuoppi2000 | -1.43 | 55 | 48 |
| #4 | Maikhel | -2.52 | 33 | 51 |





