








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5347 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4469 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4297 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2139 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,236,285 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olofsson | 50% | 161 |
| #2 | agent_256 | 45% | 33 |
| #3 | VARRO | 42% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olofsson | 50% | 161 |
| #2 | agent_256 | 45% | 33 |
| #3 | VARRO | 42% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olofsson | 27 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | VARRO | 16 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | agent_256 | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olofsson | 125 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | agent_256 | 101 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | VARRO | 62 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agent_256 | +4.87 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | Olofsson | +3.63 | 79 | 40 |
| #3 | VARRO | +3.01 | 66 | 36 |
| #4 | Mr.SUCCulent #gooningtoVARRO | -1.62 | 27 | 55 |





