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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 988 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1613 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 445 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 818 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $664,095 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LULU | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Psy'moon | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | SPAE | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Yew-Wyl | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psy'moon | 195 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Yew-Wyl | 130 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | SPAE | 67 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | LULU | 59 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yew-Wyl | +7.48 | 87 | 76 |
| #2 | SPAE | +2.07 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | LULU | +2.06 | 33 | 60 |
| #4 | Psy'moon | +1.87 | 53 | 57 |
| #5 | Loo'Kass | +0.13 | 59 | 46 |





