








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2755 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1726 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1669 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1619 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,449 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m3gatron | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | bd | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Hey Gamers | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | aWaskab | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Beck_ | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m3gatron | +5.38 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | bd | +3.70 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | pawla | +1.92 | 95 | 65 |
| #4 | jango | +0.71 | 69 | 67 |
| #5 | Beck_ | +0.17 | 77 | 64 |





