








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 594 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4874 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3061 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4363 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3309 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $792,655 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 516 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pheniix -L- | 63% | 63 |
| #2 | PapiGm | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | jbaaat | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pheniix -L- | 63% | 63 |
| #2 | PapiGm | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | jbaaat | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pheniix -L- | 255 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | PapiGm | 194 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | jbaaat | 68 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pheniix -L- | +3.97 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | Ant1- | +1.50 | 68 | 77 |
| #3 | jbaaat | +0.92 | 74 | 51 |
| #4 | PapiGm | -2.20 | 75 | 69 |





