








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 456 | 19% |
| Smokes | 666 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 549 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 718 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $342,317 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DonBaros | 44% | 18 |
| #2 | kageolin | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | davidutzu | 39% | 62 |
| #4 | MarioSRedX_51 | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | 𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕚𝕚 | 36% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Vely. | 13 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | davidutzu | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | 𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕚𝕚 | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | 0p3r4t10n CHAOS | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | MarioSRedX_51 | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davidutzu | 145 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♡ Vely. | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | 0p3r4t10n CHAOS | 92 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | 𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕚𝕚 | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | MarioSRedX_51 | 36 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kageolin | +4.34 | 64 | 53 |
| #2 | ♡ Vely. | +1.16 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | 0p3r4t10n CHAOS | +0.04 | 25 | 63 |
| #4 | DonBaros | -0.62 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | davidutzu | -0.86 | 39 | 45 |





