








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3356 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4436 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3476 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5030 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,974,192 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1086 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cake | 72% | 36 |
| #2 | Remember me? | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | Gen kicking machine | 56% | 61 |
| #4 | Daiki Aomine | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | gazebo salesman | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | gazebo salesman | 53% | 36 |
| #6 | kj | 52% | 54 |
| #7 | Bot Ollu | 52% | 31 |
| #8 | ciggy cat | 46% | 35 |
| #9 | Enkai (i love my gf) | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daiki Aomine | 11 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Remember me? | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Enkai (i love my gf) | 5 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | Gen kicking machine | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ciggy cat | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ciggy cat | 267 | 0.36 | 6 min |
| #2 | Gen kicking machine | 264 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | Daiki Aomine | 187 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bot Ollu | 112 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cake | 98 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cake | +4.76 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | ciggy cat | +3.23 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | joecat | +1.94 | 39 | 57 |
| #4 | Bot Ollu | +1.26 | 82 | 50 |
| #5 | Enkai (i love my gf) | +0.68 | 70 | 42 |





