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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 232 | 49% |
| Smokes | 108 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 98 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 37 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $81,384 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | targonca60 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | kevin | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Déjà vu | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | libiKOkka | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Legend_one | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | targonca60 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | kevin | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Déjà vu | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | libiKOkka | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Legend_one | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | targonca60 | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Déjà vu | 21 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | targonca60 | 14 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | libiKOkka | 9 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #4 | Legend_one | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | kevin | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Déjà vu | +10.12 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | Legend_one | +3.31 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | AVE | +2.06 | 48 | 60 |
| #4 | kevin | +1.82 | 54 | 27 |
| #5 | targonca60 | -2.18 | 67 | 82 |





