








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 745 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1223 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2125 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1493 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $604,002 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rage | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | ManuxRois | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Hand of the Rage | 47% | 47 |
| #6 | Orestes | 42% | 83 |
| #7 | Carletto | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rage | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Orestes | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Hand of the Rage | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | kelevra009 | 2 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orestes | 217 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rage | 162 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Hand of the Rage | 106 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Carletto | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | kelevra009 | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rage | +6.04 | 66 | 77 |
| #2 | kelevra009 | -0.13 | 55 | 41 |
| #3 | Hand of the Rage | -0.38 | 29 | 68 |
| #4 | Orestes | -0.40 | 38 | 76 |
| #5 | La Xispa Xisposa | -0.76 | 46 | 45 |





