








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 235 | 20% |
| Smokes | 359 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 192 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 374 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,891 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Norddo | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | H3nrux banditcamp.com | 49% | 108 |
| #3 | jordheimsimon2 | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | JoriukasNykštukas | 29% | 17 |
| #5 | Vicci | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Norddo | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | H3nrux banditcamp.com | 49% | 108 |
| #3 | jordheimsimon2 | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | JoriukasNykštukas | 29% | 17 |
| #5 | Vicci | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3nrux banditcamp.com | 16 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | JoriukasNykštukas | 7 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | jordheimsimon2 | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Vicci | 2 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Norddo | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3nrux banditcamp.com | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #2 | Norddo | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | JoriukasNykštukas | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | jordheimsimon2 | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Vicci | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OlavAsispølsemaker | +0.76 | 54 | 31 |
| #2 | H3nrux banditcamp.com | +0.37 | 45 | 20 |
| #3 | Vicci | -1.05 | 9 | 15 |
| #4 | jordheimsimon2 | -2.19 | 42 | 22 |
| #5 | JoriukasNykštukas | -2.71 | 37 | 23 |





