








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1554 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1882 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1701 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2142 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $642,980 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VonKerS | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | SplitR | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | Qc_YUUP | 56% | 157 |
| #4 | eli | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | CowLordFTW | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VonKerS | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | SplitR | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | Qc_YUUP | 56% | 157 |
| #4 | eli | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | CowLordFTW | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qc_YUUP | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #2 | CowLordFTW | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | SplitR | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qc_YUUP | 265 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | CowLordFTW | 106 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | VonKerS | 106 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | SplitR | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | eli | 22 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rorry123 | +5.28 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | VonKerS | +0.54 | 46 | 76 |
| #3 | Qc_YUUP | -0.71 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | SplitR | -0.83 | 42 | 71 |
| #5 | eli | -3.47 | 54 | 47 |





