








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 806 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4314 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5221 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7021 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7524 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,873,022 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1697 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FatShady | +2.37 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | wo0sh | +1.16 | 60 | 57 |
| #3 | Shift 69k | +1.16 | 75 | 47 |
| #4 | ☭︎OSAMA BEAN LADEN☭ | +0.04 | 57 | 45 |
| #5 | ISD | -0.45 | 30 | 65 |





