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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 381 | 35% |
| Smokes | 216 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 294 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 201 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,029 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | og ville | 23% | 13 |
| 14% | 21 | ||
| #5 | xsorkkarauta | 0% | 4 |
| 0% | 6 | ||
| 0% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0.0027 | ||
| 1 | 0.0103 | ||
| #3 | xsorkkarauta | 1 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | And_Ice | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| 28 | 0.07 | 0 min | ||
| #3 | xsorkkarauta | 13 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | og ville | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xsorkkarauta | +3.97 | 41 | 60 |
| #2 | RoLeNzO | +2.50 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | And_Ice | +1.71 | 46 | 39 |
| #4 | og ville | +0.47 | 71 | 41 |
| #5 | de_1uxe | -1.61 | 61 | 56 |





