








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 584 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10019 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9430 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8285 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7291 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,812,326 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drucey | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Rusty | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | ReNeGaDe' | 54% | 68 |
| #4 | ticklefap | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | JM | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zebz | +3.12 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | LAUUUSTT | +2.83 | 55 | 56 |
| #3 | ReNeGaDe' | +2.74 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Dr. Miami | +2.29 | 50 | 74 |
| #5 | Drucey | +1.02 | 41 | 64 |





