








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 197 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4244 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3542 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2927 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2631 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,620 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ragukirito | 60% | 52 |
| #2 | tomatinator | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | kr1spy ✔ | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | Raven | 48% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YKWIM? | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | tomatinator | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ⚡Top1terminator | LIGHTNING | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Raven | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raven | 507 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | Akshay- | 455 | 0.33 | 14 min |
| #3 | YKWIM? | 229 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | tomatinator | 154 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | kr1spy ✔ | 112 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ram-G | +2.70 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | kr1spy ✔ | +1.64 | 73 | 42 |
| #3 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | +1.27 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | tomatinator | +0.94 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | T0NiQuE Gaming1123 | +0.35 | 71 | 47 |





