








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2793 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1982 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1685 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1813 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,504 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick79 | 53% | 98 |
| #2 | monaliza | 52% | 173 |
| #3 | Manecas | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | ✪ вigodєs ® | 46% | 81 |
| #5 | Invict0 | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick79 | 53% | 98 |
| #2 | monaliza | 52% | 173 |
| #3 | Manecas | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | ✪ вigodєs ® | 46% | 81 |
| #5 | Invict0 | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick79 | 25 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | monaliza | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Invict0 | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | ✪ вigodєs ® | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monaliza | 286 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ вigodєs ® | 239 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | Invict0 | 198 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Patrick79 | 188 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Manecas | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick79 | +4.03 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | Manecas | +0.80 | 71 | 49 |
| #3 | status | +0.51 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | Invict0 | -0.32 | 58 | 57 |
| #5 | monaliza | -0.91 | 46 | 53 |





