








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1604 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2800 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1272 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1606 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $840,477 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bluii | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | ♔BM4D♔ | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Desyia | 67% | 42 |
| #4 | kio | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | Rayven | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Desyia | 67% | 42 |
| #4 | kio | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | Rayven | 55% | 22 |
| #6 | robz | 52% | 25 |
| #7 | meow | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Desyia | 8 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | robz | 7 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | Rayven | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Bluii | 4 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | kio | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayven | 85 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bluii | 79 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | kio | 71 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | robz | 70 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Desyia | 68 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robz | +3.08 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Bluii | +2.85 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | kio | +2.60 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | Rayven | +1.52 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | ♔BM4D♔ | +1.43 | 91 | 38 |





