








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 839 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1289 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1632 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1326 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,226,826 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seekush ♛ | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | BOTKAAA | 56% | 72 |
| #3 | p0nchok | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | ToOks♚ | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | WXRST ME 乡 | 51% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seekush ♛ | +2.75 | 84 | 82 |
| #2 | THE thinker | +1.23 | 66 | 45 |
| #3 | WXRST ME 乡 | +0.95 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | BOTKAAA | -0.03 | 73 | 79 |
| #5 | Ruthless 4 million power | -0.15 | 60 | 70 |





