








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 172 | 37% |
| Smokes | 116 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 94 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 86 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $12,975 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SweetPeaches69 | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | What'sPCGaming? | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | mino | 71% | 34 |
| #4 | Nurgle | 70% | 27 |
| #5 | Hanson | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nurgle | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mino | 177 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hanson | 82 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nurgle | 61 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kwispy | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | SweetPeaches69 | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mino | +5.44 | 93 | 77 |
| #2 | c. | +0.87 | 82 | 36 |
| #3 | Nurgle | -0.23 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | SweetPeaches69 | -0.31 | 84 | 57 |
| #5 | Hanson | -1.58 | 43 | 55 |





