








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 830 | 27% |
| Smokes | 943 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 448 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 891 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,809 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancho | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | Tony | 44% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancho | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | Tony | 44% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancho | 4 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | Tony | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony | 142 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pancho | 66 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancho | +5.22 | 93 | 51 |
| #2 | M@n$TeR | +2.05 | 83 | 47 |
| #3 | Tony | -2.94 | 80 | 39 |





