








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1619 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1819 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1667 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1377 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,653 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flipzii | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | iR0x 🖤 #OTHERSCANTBEAT | 54% | 71 |
| #3 | HᴀᴋᴜɴᴀMᴀᴛᴀᴛᴀ | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | ACExe | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | kHRYmore | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iR0x 🖤 #OTHERSCANTBEAT | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Saeschh_ | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | flipzii | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Newcomer 007 | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iR0x 🖤 #OTHERSCANTBEAT | 333 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | Saeschh_ | 111 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | HᴀᴋᴜɴᴀMᴀᴛᴀᴛᴀ | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | ACExe | 73 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | flipzii | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACExe | +3.52 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Saeschh_ | +0.61 | 56 | 60 |
| #3 | Earthman | +0.18 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | flipzii | +0.00 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | kHRYmore | -0.28 | 47 | 67 |





