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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1001 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1678 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1947 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 540 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,148 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EL|Gottschalko | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Czajka.' | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | TalahonHunter69 | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | GER | CยTTєг.© | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Mr.Freaki | 47% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Freaki | 347 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | KAFY | 346 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | TalahonHunter69 | 56 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Czajka.' | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | EL|Gottschalko | 26 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Czajka.' | +5.62 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | Mr.Freaki | +1.52 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | EL|Gottschalko | +0.25 | 78 | 77 |
| #4 | m413r | +0.05 | 42 | 64 |
| #5 | TalahonHunter69 | -0.46 | 25 | 42 |





